A little over a week ago, we began a diet. I've had to cut out all of the foods that I normally eat, substituting them with super gross vegetables. My soul hurts because of this, and I've decided that maybe a funeral for my favorite foods is necessary for me to move on.
To my true love, the Cafe Rio Pork Salad, I say goodbye. You've been so wonderful in my life, and I shall miss you forever.
To Little Debbie, you are my hero. To all of your delicious snack cakes, I thank you for our wonderful times. You are the one I shall miss the most.
To cheeseburgers and fries, you are likely the reason of the majority of my weight gain. So though I shall miss you, we're better off without each other. It's not me, it's you.
Tootsie Rolls and Candy Canes. The loss of you makes me weep. For real. How I shall miss you.
Cookies. Cakes. Brownies. Ice Cream. Donuts. Wow. I didn't even realized how much I actually miss food until I thought of these delicious treats.
I miss you food. :(
HA! this was the best. especially with the song. goodbye food! until may 9th!
ReplyDeleteThis is the greatest farewell I've ever read. Especially since it's so melodramatic and you can eat them again SOMEDAY so it's not even forever!!
ReplyDeleteah em I'm so sorry for your losses. even just reading this makes me want to go eat a chocolate chip cookie. you are such a brave woman! way to go champ. I hope it's still going well!
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