Not Even True

To the person who left that note on my car this morning, I just have two things to say.

1. I wasn't parked in a red zone. I actually got out of my car and walked along the curb, kicking snow off of it, to make sure I was within the correct parking parameters of that street.

2. I wasn't anywhere near a driveway. I don't even recall seeing a house on the same side of the street that I was parked on. The only thing I could have even had a chance of blocking was the church parking lot entrance, and I was a good 5 feet away from that.

Thanks for the note, though. My favorite part was that your grocery list was on the other side.